| Abed: | Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
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| Jeff: | Why's that?
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| Abed: | It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
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| Jeff: | Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
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| Abed: | No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
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| Jeff: | This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
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| Dean Pelton: | *walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo! |